Deer Schallt,

G'day, bestie today you are silly; however, I must declare there is an schlibble for you today. Crocodiles are positively stupid. Schlibble lacks a criminal record, but will soon. Anthrax Is not enclosed in this message please do not be alarmed. ^-^ He is, however, a homosexual. There is a bomb; Thank Obama, the silliest Russian. Schlibble is watching you. Carpe diem. Viva la resitance, sir. Remember Watergate was a lie, fabricated, idiot.

From the CIA offshoot,
The ToaLegend Community.
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